CONNOR THE CORONA VIRUS
CONNOR THE CORONA VIRUS
Let me introduce myself.
I am Connor Covid 19 Corona Virus.
I am just one in a family of billions and billions and billions.
We Covids love to travel the world and right now we have lived happily in the bodies of
over 200
million people. In the US alone, my Corona friends have lived in over 40 million bodies.
We do not want to kill people when we invade their bodies, but unfortunately over 4 million people
have already died when we tried to enjoy life in their bodies.
As a Corona species we just want to survive.
So when I learned that there are over 8 billion humans on Earth I was ecstatic!
Where you find humans on this Earth, you will find members of my extended family.
And just like humans we want to live as long as possible!
Right now we prefer humans as our host.
At the beginning we had no problems entering humans through their mouths, noses, and
sometimes eyes.
For a number of months, we were able to easily enter humans.
Then slowly things began to change.
It became harder and harder for me to find a pathway to enter humans’ nice and warm bodies.
We did not like it at all when medical experts and government leaders around the world began to
mandate people to wear masks to cover their mouths and noses.
Masks made it extremely difficult and at times depending on the mask, impossible to find a suitable
pathway to enter our favourite hosts!
Bottom line- WE DO NOT LIKE MASKS!
When we heard that governors of Texas, Florida, Georgia, Arizona, Idaho, North and South Dakotas,
Arkansas, South Carolina, and Nebraska do not have mask mandates, we could not
believe our luck!
We love those Governors! We hope they do not change their minds.
The word is out and all my relatives and friends are rushing down to those States, where we can so
easily enter human hosts
Then after a few months we heard the worst news possible!
Those clever humans had figured out how to create several different vaccines that could
conceivably
wipe us all from the face of the Earth!
After two vaccinations it would become impossible for us to survive in the bodies of a very
high percentage of humans.
We were devastated! This was the death knell for our pandemic existence!
Then we heard the best news ever!
All kinds of people and leaders actually decided they did NOT need vaccinations to stop us!
They refused to get vaccinated!
We thought this turn of events bizarrely strange, as we had already caused the death of over 4
million humans who had refused to become vaccinated against us!
We are extending a great big round of applause to all the people who decided not to stop us! Hurrah!
We think we might just become the most well -known virus that has ever existed on Earth.
We love all the notoriety! We love being celebrities!
We found out that some people thought that the vaccines might make their bodies magnetic!
That made us laugh uncontrollably!
We had already tried to enter the bodies of millions of vaccinated people who had been vaccinated
and not a single one of them had become magnetic!
We learned others were worried that microchips had been placed in the liquid so that governments
could keep track of all their whereabouts.
That made us laugh even harder!
Recently we have heard that some people who do not want to get vaccinated are actually treating
themselves with Ivermectin.
Ivermectin is used to treat worms in horses.
These people must think we Covids are some kind of worms!
They think Ivermectin will stop us from living in their bodies.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Are they wrong!
Actually, Ivermectin makes humans so sick they become easy, breezy targets for us to begin our
invasion of their bodies.
So we love it when people believe all kinds of misinformation.
The more people ingest stuff that makes them very sick and the more people who refuse
to get vaccinated, the longer we will reign supreme!
Whenever we see anti-vaxxers demonstrating, our hearts are filled with joy!
There are some places like Portugal, New Zealand, and Connecticut where we will not
waste out time
travelling - way too many people have been vaccinated.
So all of us Covids, want to send our most heartfelt thanks to all of the humans who
decided NOT to become vaccinated!
We admire you!
We respect you!
We honour you!
You and you alone have helped us become more POWERFUL!
You and you alone have helped us become more TRANSMISSIBLE!
You and you alone have helped us become more DANGEROUS!
In order for us to survive forever, we are hoping that more and more people will refuse to
become protected from us with vaccinations.
Then we will be able to mutate into such a powerful variant that we will become IMMUNE
to all VACCINES and we will live FOREVER and EVER on your Earth!
Gwen Petreman
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